"We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries."

-- S. J. Perelman

#Trying Quotes #Age Quotes #Roosters Quotes

“Man's condition is horrible because, no matter what form his happiness may take, it arises from some species of ignorance.”
“If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave...”
“I haven't got a heart: only the former site of one, with a monument there to say that it has been removed and the area it occupied turned into a public garden, in pursuance of the slum-clearance scheme.”
“In almost every photograph I have ever made, there is something I would do to complete it. I take that to be the spirit hole or the deliberate mistake that's in a Navajo rug to not be godlike, but to be human.”
“My twenties were great. Who didn't have fun in their twenties? But my attention was more out there, more about the surface stuff and the cosmetic stuff. I was always thinking, 'What do I need to do?' Now in my thirties, it's, 'What do I want to do?' I've just become more solid with my own identity. So whoever wants to say their twenties are better... Yes, they're fun, especially at night - better parties, better cocktails... not better sex though. Absolutely not. And whoever says that is lying because sex in your thirties and beyond is f**king out of this world.”
“I think I prefer singing in falsetto. I like the way it sounds. It doesn't sound like my natural voice. It sounds like a character.”
“What's important is finding out what works for you.”
“I was fascinated by each area I studied, whether neurology, urology or surgery.”

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