Gas Stations famous quotes
03-28-2025
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
-- Al Yankovic -
I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up.
-- Anne Lamott -
Every new discovery in science brings with it a host of new problems, just as the invention of the automobile brought with it gas stations, roads, garages, mechanics, and a thousand other subsidiary details.
-- Banesh Hoffmann -
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
-- Eddie Vedder -
I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.
-- Esther Williams -
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.
-- Jay Leno -
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
-- Joey Bishop -
Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.
-- John Dillinger -
Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.
-- John McCain -
I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs.
-- Joseph Bruce -
When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.
-- Laurel Lea -
I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.
-- Lionel Richie -
There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.
-- Mark Burnett -
I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.
-- Miley Cyrus -
Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.
-- Orlando Bloom -
Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely unable to ignore the filth, and wasted a burst of power to turn the sink, floors and porcelain toilet into sparkling, clean examples of their kind before using the facility. I felt that was a much less judgmental response than simply blowing the place off the face of the Earth, which was also a distinct temptation, especially when the storekeeper overcharged me for a bottle of cold water.
-- Rachel Caine -
Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.
-- Tim Dorsey -
I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
-- Tommy Lee Jones -
I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out
-- Wally Schirra -
You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is.
-- Kirk Windstein -
I thought about going back to working at the gas station. I probably didn't like it at the time, but now it seems very romantic.
-- Mark Oliver Everett -
I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.
-- Ron Ziegler -
At one point, I was painting shells and selling them at gas stations for five cents. I was six years old or something.
-- Joshua Greenberg
