"When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel."

“Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.”

Source : Aristophanes (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Aristophanes (Illustrated)”, p.32, Delphi Classics

“I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!”

Source : "Larry the Cable Guy: Morning Constitutions". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2007.

“You don't have to please everyone-you have to please the user.”

“No excuses; those were just weak.”

“Is it better to go with the flow or let the flow go?”

Source : Aidan Chambers (1999). “Postcards from No Man's Land: A Novel”, Random House (UK)

“Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand with no outside interference.”

“I remember the first time Bill Fichtner and I had a scene together. I've seen him in a few movies, from Armageddon to The Perfect Storm and Contact, and suddenly he's on a bunk bed and I'm on a bunk bed and we're doing this scene together. That was a real 'pinch me' moment.”

“I told him the truth, that I loved him and didn't regret anything about our lives together. But do we ever 'tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God' as my father used to say, to those we love? Or even to ourselves? Don't even the best and most fortunate of lives hint at other possibilities, at a different kind of sweetness and, yes, bitterness too? Isn't this why we can't help feeling cheated, even when we know we haven't been?”