"I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!"

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Source : "Larry the Cable Guy: Morning Constitutions". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2007.

Larry the Cable Guy

#Cousin Quotes #Men Quotes #Upset Quotes

“I have loved before, but it didnâ€™t feel like this. I have kissed before, but it didnâ€™t burn me alive. Maybe it lasts a minute, and maybe itâ€™s an hour. All I know is that kiss, and how soft her skin is when it brushes against mine, and that, even if I did not know it until now, I have been waiting for this person forever.”
“Love is an expression and assertion of self-esteem, a response to one's own values in the person of another. One gains a profoundly personal, selfish joy from the mere existence of the person one loves. It is one's own personal, selfish happiness that one seeks, earns, and derives from love....”
“Muses work all day long and then at night get together and dance.”
“Born of the impossibly varied options we have to amuse ourselves, cutting-edge companies are finding innovative ways to tailor our entertainment choices to who we are, relieving us of the burden of finding the diamond in the rough of 500 TV channels or thousands of movies and music albums released every year.”
“Mothers arms are made of tenderness, And sweet sleep blesses the child who lies therein.”
“The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.”
“Most people still don't think of qualities like happiness as being a skill, that can be enhanced through training.”
“He will always know as we know now that in the heat of battle he did not fail when mateship and duty called.”

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