"Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed."

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Jay Leno

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“Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it.”
“Music is about the only thing left that people don't fight over.”

Source : "Ray Charles: What I've Learned" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.
“I'm known for my slightly inappropriate remarks.”
“I always prefer to work in the studio. It isolates people from their environment”
“Love carries through many difficulties easily and makes heavy burdens light.”
“I think people are learning to actually aspire to be objectified.”
“Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.”
“Further, economic systems to which Marx gives primary importance, have never arranged themselves by themselves. It is men who do the ordering according to their attitudes, desires and understanding of things. Changes take place, not independent of man's will, but on account of man's wills. Civilization has progressed by man's interference with material conditions.”

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