"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef."

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Mitch Hedberg

#Sleep Quotes #Burritos Quotes #Beef Quotes

“Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.”
“Possibilities and miracles mean the same thing”

Source : Prentice Mulford (2015). “Thoughts Are Things & The God In You - Connect With The Force Within Yourself: How to Find With Your Inner Power - From one of the New Thought pioneers, author of Your Forces and How to Use Them, Gift of Spirit & The Gift of Understanding”, p.73, e-artnow
“I love the process of auditioning and having the chance to play a million different characters in one week - it's great.”
“I have nothing but wastes and wilds of self-translation before me for many miserable months to come.”
“Not being happy really is my fear.”
“I've illustrated many children's books and I feel awfully lucky to be able to do something I love so much, and yes, to be able to pay the rent, but there was a yearning to do something more grown up, and something where I didn't have to cater to anyone; I was just waiting for the material.”
“In Germany, many other countries, college tuition is free. Why isn`t free in America? Why do we have the highest rate of childhood poverty when other countries have rates much lower than we have? Why don`t we have pay equity for women workers? Why aren`t we leading the world in transforming our energy system in terms of climate change? We can do that. Are we dumb? Are we lazy? Not the case.”
“I donâ€™t want to be myself, ever. Iâ€™m terrible at a snapshot. Terrible. I blink all the time. Iâ€™ve got facial Touretteâ€™s. Unless Iâ€™m working and in that zone, Iâ€™m not very good at pictures, really,”

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