"If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'"

-- Adam Carolla

#Real Quotes #Gay Quotes #Golf Quotes

“I'm actually doing a show. from my shed. on the internet. but it won't be music or anything, it's more to do with drinking and smoking. it's an art piece.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“There are no road signs to help navigate. And, in fact, no one has yet determined which side of the road we're supposed to be on.”
“Scripture tells us to run with endurance the race that is set before us. As we do, may God hold close those who have been taken from us too soon.”
“I'm a writer first and an editor second... or maybe third or even fourth. Successful editing requires a very specific set of skills, and I don't claim to have all of them at my command.”
“A character I would love to play is Iago, from Othello.”
“I love to cook, it's one of my most favorite things in the world. That's why I stopped being a vegetarian - I didn't want to serve people things I hadn't tasted myself.”
“She looked into the distance, and the old terror flamed up for an instant, then sank again. Edna heard her father's voice and her sister Margaret's. She heard the barking of an old dog that was chained to the sycamore tree. The spurs of the cavalry officer clanged as he walked across the porch. There was the hum of bees, and the musky odor of pinks filled the air. (last lines)”
“Though I admire republican principles in theory, yet I am afraid the practice may be too perfect for human nature. We tried a republic last century, and it failed. Let our enemies try next. I hate political experiments.”

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