"Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"

-- Alan King

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Witty Quotes

“You can call me a pain. I'll accept that as a compliment.”

Source : "Uncomfortable Climate" by Elizabeth Kolbert, www.newyorker.com. November 22, 2010.
“Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off.”
“Absolute justice demands that mens incomes and rewards should ... vary, and that some have more than others-so long as human justice is upheld by the provision of equal opportunity for all.”
“I get my fingers in all our pies. Before you know it, your little fingers including all your toes are in all the pies.”
“People, even genetically damaged people, make choices. Thatâ€™s what matters.â€™”
“Whether the type of old sea captain that I have portrayed in my stories is gone forever, is a question. Certainly each summer I find that the ranks have perceptibly thinned. The longshore captain is still there, many of the men who are not any older than myself, but their viewpoint is not that of a man who sailed his square rigged ship out one morning with China as his destination.”
“The message has become clearer to the nation about AIDS. People used to think they could catch it all kinds of ways, but we now know that it is absolutely passed through bodily fluids.”
“I have projects in life that I'm engaged in, I have things that stimulate me in my life, that make me happy. But more interesting for me is: I'm still trying to figure it out.”

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