"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“If ... we choose a group of social phenomena with no antecedent knowledge of the causation or absence of causation among them, then the calculation of correlation coefficients, total or partial, will not advance us a step toward evaluating the importance of the causes at work.”
“I appear at times merry and in good heart, talk, too, before others quite reasonably, and it looks as if I felt, too, God knows how well within my skin. Yet the soul maintains its deathly sleep and the heart bleeds from a thousand wounds.”
“Perfection is everywhere if we only choose to recognise it.”

Source : Okakura Kakuzo (2012). “The Book of Tea: Classic Edition”, p.46, Tuttle Publishing
“I have a lot of supporters.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It can be kind of gruesome at times, making things alone.”
“I've had my moments of insanity. But there is a certain responsibility to set proper examples for your children, and that influences your choices in every aspect of your life.”

Source : "Man of Style - Andy Garcia". Interview with Mark Morrison, In Style magazine, www.oocities.org. January 1999.
“The life of an honest man must be a perpetual infidelity.”

Source : "Basic Verities, Prose and Poetry" by Charles Peguy, translated by Ann and Julien Green, (p. 51), 1943.
“My mother believed in all superstitions, plus she made some up.”

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