"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

W. C. Fields

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“Human action is purposeful behavior.”
“While just looking, we are always hunting among objects, looking for what we desire or fear, endeavoring to recognize some pattern; on the other hand, objects themselves always "stare back," vie for our attention, throw at us their lures and endeavor to entrap us.”
“According to new statistics, Pope Francis is the most talked about person on the Internet. And not only that, he has the most viewed profile on Christian Mingle.”
“The Chinese foreign ministry has said more than once that I am a free person. Did I do anything wrong by leaving my home?”

Source : "Chen Guangcheng says he fears reprisals against his family" by Tania Branigan, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2012.
“He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself; for every man has need to be forgiven.”
“We don't reach the light through endless analysis of the dark. We reach the light by choosing the light.”
“I always knew in my heart Walt Whitman's mind to be more like my own than any other man's living.”
“A warrior must learn to make every act count, since he is going to be here in this world for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.”

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