"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

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David Letterman

#Business Quotes #Shows Quotes #Accounting Quotes

“Don't give me that look. I'm not trying to find out who you are. I don't care who you are. I just want to know why it is you are the way you are.”
“There's such a thing as too much happiness and sadness. What I'm after is contentment.”
“Death is not an event in life: we do not live to experience death. If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.”
“Hyung Jun snores a lot and bites his nails.”
“Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.”
“We play because we love the game, we love each other, and we love to win.”
“When it comes to continual improvement programs, the biggest mistake is a failure to launch, the biggest hurdle is culture.”
“Instead of learned young people we have donkeys with University degrees. Instead of future leaders we have mollusks with expensive blue jeans and phony revolutionaries with ski masks. And do you know what? Maybe this is another reason why our Moslem invaders have such an easy game.”

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