"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

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Source : Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)

Phyllis Diller

#Growing Up Quotes #Children Quotes #Silly Quotes

“Travel at faster than the speed of light certainly can have dramatic implications that are difficult to understand, such as time travel.”

Source : "CERN or Einstein? Interpreting the Findings" by Lisa Randall, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 25, 2011.
“Take a strong wrestler, get them tired, and they aren't as strong. Take a quick wrestler, get them tired, and they aren't as quick. Take a technical wrestler, get them tired, and they aren't as technical. No matter what kind of wrestler, everyone is afraid of getting tired. It's those who learn to perform when they're tired that find success.”
“With his head in his hands, God thought and thought, Till he thought: I'll make me a man!”
“Hey, God made us sexual creatures. If he wanted teenagers to wait that long, he would have made puberty start at twenty-five.”

Source : Natasha Friend (2010). “For Keeps”, p.50, Penguin
“Testosterone is the world’s most dangerous drug. Get one molecule on you and you’re helpless.”

Source : Julie Smith (1995). “New Orleans Beat”, Fawcett Books
“I think of myself as a storyteller, and that is it.”
“The present moment holds the key to liberation. But you cannot find the present moment as long as you are your mind.”
“One of the main characteristics that differentiates Dubai from other commercial centres is its openness to innovation and the freedoms it grants people and institutions to operate.”

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