"What year did Jesus think it was?"

-- George Carlin

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“Bands today have to learn their craft by putting the hard work in that we did when we were young performers.”
“I took a long view in order to not destroy the core Galvin-defined principles imbued in Motorola, such as constant respect for people, its instincts for breakthrough innovation, and continuous renewal in thinking and process rigor.”
“Piracy is robbery with violence, often segueing into murder, rape and kidnapping. It is one of the most frightening crimes in the world. Using the same term to describe a twelve-year-old swapping music with friends, even thousands of songs, is evidence of a loss of perspective so astounding that it invites and deserves the derision it receives.”
“I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. And I want someone to share me, with me.”
“On the other hand, there are only so many people who really knew how she was exactly, like what did her accent sound like, and the fact that she developed profound deafness when she was first running the Harriet Lane.”
“Seeing into one's self-nature is seeing into nothingness. Seeing into nothingness is true seeing & eternal seeing”
“God lives in cozy homes. Happiness, which a cozy home can give you, is so divine on this Earth, you don't need anything more than that. God is unseen but His creation is known and seen. What is known and seen for you, if you cannot relate to that how can you relate to the unknown? If you can relate knowingly to your unknown thought, you can always find happiness. But you have to have nerves for it. You have to have a mental capacity for it, you have to have trained yourself, and this is the part of that training I have come to share with you.”
“I want my recipes to be clever examples of a bigger story, a celebration of resource responsibility and spending with purpose.”

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