"It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up."

-- Joan Rivers

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Long Quotes

“Prayer is the preface to the book of Christian living; the text of the new life sermon; the girding on of the armor for battle; the pilgrim's preparation for his journey. It must be supplemented by action or it amounts to nothing.”
“There's not a hair extension or a makeup artist that can make me feel the way I feel when i give back”
“So, Mr. President, what is wrong with the fair employment practice bill?”
“An affected laugh shows lack of self-respect in a man and lewdness in a woman. It is carelessness to go about with one's hands inside the slits in the sides of his hakama.”
“I may have aimed too high sometimes, asked too much of myself and demanded too little from those around me.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Time is the best appraiser of scientific work, and I am aware that an industrial discovery rarely produces all its fruit in the hands of its first inventor.”
“You learn you can do your best even when its hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage.”

Source : Joe Namath (1987). “Football for Young Players and Parents”, Fireside
“If you looked busy, you could get away with almost anything.”

Source : Brent Weeks (2010). “The Black Prism: Book 1 of Lightbringer”, p.338, Hachette UK

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