"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

-- W. C. Fields

#Funny Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Book Quotes

“You can imagine how the kids teased me, with a name like Chris Hemsworth. 'Kiss Ham'sWart'-that's what they called me. Meaning if there was a piece of ham with an ugly wart on it, I was such a loser I'd probably kiss it. It was endless.”
“When you are not sure on what to do, choose a life that is most meaningful to you and make it a habit.”
“To use color well is as difficult as for a fish to pass from water to air or earth.”
“But there are still good shows like 24, Boomtown and the Wire, the Shield.”
“We ought to hate very rarely, as it is too fatiguing; remain indifferent to a great deal, forgive often and never forget.”

Source : Sarah Bernhardt (1968). “Memories of my life, being my personal, professional, and social recollections as woman and artist”
“In the end we must be merciful to the fallen, show grace to struggling, and be patient with the doubting. But when God's Word is clear we must not-and we cannot-back up, back off, back down, back out, or backslide from the truth.”
“We need a revolution in development thinking and practice. Foreign aid, debt relief, family planning, democracy, education, and free markets have not succeeded.”
“Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they donâ€™t often know where they are with themselves . Itâ€™s no good trying to find out what makes them tick. It just canâ€™t be done. They have more moods than an army of cats with lives, and all you can hope is to spot the mood youâ€™re after when it turns up and step in quick. Hesitate youâ€™re a dead duck, unless youâ€™re one of those guys who like slow approach that might get you somewhere in a week or in a month or even a year.”

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