"I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. Itâ€™s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And Iâ€™ll be damned if Iâ€™m not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Thinking Quotes #Water Quotes #Mouths Quotes

“The reason I speak out is because it's necessary. I feel like it's my responsibility. I feel like it's what I'm put here to do. Even on a simpler level, I feel like why can't we speak on what we feel is right or what's wrong? What's wrong with that?”

Source : Source: www.highsnobiety.com
“I have seen that Man moves over with each new generation into a bigger body, more awful, more reverent and more free than he has had before.”

Source : Gerald Stanley Lee (1913). “Crowds: A Moving-picture of Democracy”
“Please all, and you will please none.”
“Everything had kept getting less, they'd had to leave behind more and more baggage, or else it was taken from them, as though they were now too weak to carry all those things that are part of life, as though someone were trying to force them into old age by relieving them of all this.”

Source : Jenny Erpenbeck (2011). “Visitation”, p.58, Granta Books
“Though my mom had too many of her own dreams denied, deferred and destroyed, she instilled in me that I could have dreams. And not just have dreams but had a responsibility to make them reality. My mom taught me from a very early age that I could do anything I wanted to do.”
“When a man plants a tree, he plants himself.”
“The one thing you can do for sure is push the luck on your side”
“Indiscretion has always seemed to me to be one of the privileges of tact.”

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