"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Drug Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Used Quotes

“Actually, we're just glorified flagpole sitters.”
“Judo has helped me to understand that pictorial space is above all the product of spiritual exercises. Judo is, in fact, the discovery by the human body of a spiritual space.”
“Give the Germans five deutschmarks and they will save it. But give the British Â£5 and they will borrow Â£25 and spend it.”
“John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used to be Bill Clinton's name - because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out if he had a kid or not.”
“the best leaders try to train their followers themselves to become leaders. ... they wish to be leaders of leaders.”

Source : Mary Parker Follett, Pauline Graham (1996). “Mary Parker Follett--prophet of management: a celebration of writings from the 1920s”, Harvard Business Press
“Part of the challenge of innovation is coming up with the problem to solve, not just its solution.”

Source : Scott Berkun (2010). “The Myths of Innovation”, p.10, "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
“Have as much good nature as good sense since they generally are companions.”
“Love doesn't work that way. You don't meet one day and kiss and see sparkles the next. Real love takes time. They need to get to know each other, and when they do, then they might fall in love. They know next to nothing about each other now.”

Source : E. D. Baker (2013). “Unlocking the Spell: A Tale of the Wide-Awake Princess”, p.156, A&C Black

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