"Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes

“I don't like celebrity quarterbacks. We don't need those. We need battlefield commanders.”
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”

Source : Twitter post from Nov 18, 2009
“Images of people, cities, and landscapes from the air tell a unique story about our personal space and how we relate to one another. I've always aimed to address the bigger picture and later trends. In many ways, what a photographer does is give others a chance to step back and look at their world and gain perspective on where we stand, and what that means.”
“Exercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds.”
“At UCLA I quickly learned the knack of getting grades, a craven surrender to custom, since grades had little to do with learning.”
“I always believed that I have something important to say and I said it.”

Source : "Lou Reed dead: 14 of the Velvet Underground legend's best quotes" by James Robertson, www.mirror.co.uk. October 27, 2013.
“If he have faith, the believer cannot be restrained. He betrays himself. He breaks out. He confesses and teaches this gospel to the people at the risk of life itself.”
“I think people are just intrigued with the supernatural. I mean, I know that I am. It's something that I find very interesting.”

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