"According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars."

-- Jay Leno

#Liars Quotes #Eye Quotes #Funny Relationship Quotes

“All of us who are worth anything, spend our manhood in unlearning the follies, or expiating the mistakes of our youth.”
“Commute me, execute me. Don't drag it out.”
“Adopting means opening your home, and heart, to a life you've never known. But there is nothing as richly rewarding as being an adoptive parent.”
“In his attempt to develop the beauty he sees, the artist develops himself.”
“There are so many ready to write (poor fools!) for the honor and glory of the thing, and there are so many ready to take advantage of this fact, and withhold from needy talent the moral right to a deserved remuneration.”

Source : Fanny Fern (2016). “Ruth Hall”, p.164, Fanny Fern
“I do not know the names of all the weeds and plants, I have to do as Adam did in his garden... name things as I find them.”
“God is a businessman. He is not going to do business with someone who shows no sign of potential return. He invests in people who demonstrate an ability to handle what He has given them.”

Source : T. D. Jakes (2002). “The Great Investment: Balancing. Faith, Family and Finance to Build a Rich Spiritual Life”, p.47, Penguin
“A grain of poetry suffices to season a century.”

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