"Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“Sports is a way of entertainment, to people who are in different backgrounds, and for people who dedicated their lives to achieve the best in sports.”
“Those who speak up, those who use their connections, are more likely to succeed than those who sit and wait.”

Source : "Dear President Obama, Qualified Women are Everywhere..." by Madeleine M. Kunin, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 14, 2008.
“There is not a more pleasante exercise of the mind than gratitude.”
“Don't be discouraged - every relationship you have is a failure, until you find the right one.”

Source : Gillian Flynn (2014). “The Complete Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl, Dark Places, Sharp Objects”, p.758, Broadway Books
“Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.”

Source : Lisa Genova (2013). “Love Anthony”, p.46, Simon and Schuster
“I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.”
“I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.”
“In my preaching the shafts are ever aimed at the brainwashed horde.”

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