"Come on 'long prosperous life!'"

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Mitch Hedberg

#Long Quotes #Prosperous Quotes

“I think humans will reach Mars, and I would like to see it happen in my lifetime.”

Source : "Cosmic Currency: PayPal and SETI Developing Space Cash System". www.space.com. June 27, 2013.
“It’s a woman saying something secretive, something in her eyes that’s almost animalistic”
“I think people respect governments that take decisions and act decisively.”

Source : "Q&A With Finance Minister Chidambaram". Interview with Amol Sharma, Paul Beckett, blogs.wsj.com. October 8, 2012.
“Science is in low regard.”
“Nice distinctions are troublesome. It is so much easier to say that a thing is black, than to discriminate the particular shade of brown, blue, or green, to which it really belongs. It is so much easier to make up your mind that your neighbour is good for nothing, than to enter into all the circumstances that would oblige you to modify that opinion.”
“A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are not ten who will admit to being jackasses, and at most one who will put it in writing.”
“Someone who is elated with wine speaks the truth on all subjects, even without meaning to. In the same way, anyone who is inebriated with the spirit of penitence will never be able to tell lies.”
“Almost always tradition is nothing but a record and a machine-made imitation of the habits that our ancestors created. The average conservative is a slave to the most incidental and trivial part of his forefathers glory - to the archaic formula which happened to express their genius or the eighteenth-century contrivance by which for a time it was served.”

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