"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."

-- Marc Maron

#Europe Quotes #Machines Quotes #Information Quotes

“When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.”

Source : "Because T.J. Miller is a Funny Functioning Drunk". Interview with Amos Barshad, www.gq.com. July 27, 2011.
“I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.”
“Everybody wants to make as much money as possible. Take care of your family. It's not about the money; it's about status. I want to be ranked amongst all the players. I don't want to just have all this money. I want to be that guy.”

Source : "Lance Stephenson Opens Up: Hornets Fallout, Clippers Future and Big Contracts". Interview with Jared Zwerling, bleacherreport.com.
“Why did people manufacture trouble when there was already so much of it in the world?”

Source : Ken Follett (2010). “The Pillars of the Earth”, p.352, Penguin
“With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!”
“Len and I had parted musical ways and this was one of the problems.”
“If you look at the true essence of the Black Panthers, they were more of a community protection group.”
“At my public school I had hated every other face for fear the owner was a lord, at university, I was to court the rich while doubting whether there should be great inequalities between incomes.”

Source : Henry Green (1940). “Pack my bag: a self-portrait”

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