"A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse."

-- Jean Carroll

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Purses Quotes

“God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.”
“It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.”
“Every successful artist comes from a family - parents or siblings or both - who, although equally gifted, chose not to pursue the treacherous and difficult path of the artist.”
“Health can make money, but money cannot make health.”

Source : Maria Edgeworth, Richard Lovell Edgeworth (1825). “Works”, p.173
“There is seemingly no biological benefit to acting with conscience; if there were, only moral individuals would survive and procreate. Sadly, we know that's not true. The benefit of conscience is that you won't suffer guilt (private) or shame (public), and that by your own self-imposed definition, you are a moral human, a special kind of animal who takes unique pride in elevating him/herself above the termites.”
“Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.”
“I was raised in Brooklyn and in Baltimore. My father was a bookkeeper. When I was 36 years old, my mother told me I was adopted.”
“I want to understand more about the world while Im still here.”

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