E. Jean Carroll famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.
-- E. Jean Carroll

#War #Bed #Tides
Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.
-- E. Jean Carroll

#Evil #Drug #Way
Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain.
-- E. Jean Carroll

#Fashion #Brain #Library
A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4) Do they want sleep? (If they answer yes to 3 and 4, then they must answer no to 1.) And finally, 5) Who mixes the cocktails before they both don the sexy rubber gloves and clean the toilet?
-- E. Jean Carroll

#Sexy #Dog #Couple
Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.
-- E. Jean Carroll

#Powerful #Long #Together

Though the object of being a Great Power is to be able to fight a Great War, the only way of remaining a Great Power is not to fight one.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.
Before you take the leap, before you jump, really make sure it's going to be something you want to get out of bed [to do] everyday, because it is so hard. So you want to make sure that you're really committed.
There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.
Thoughts must come naturally, like wild-flowers; they cannot be forced in a hot-bed, even although aided by the leaf-mould of your past.
Organized force alone enables the quiet and the weak to go about their business and to sleep securely in their beds, safe from the violent without or within.
Time's stern tide, with cold Oblivion's wave, Shall soon dissolve each fair, each fading charm.
Tides do what tides doâ€“they turn.
All nature works, and then rests; works and rests. I caught its rhythm and worked and rested with it. When I felt that inertia stealing over me, I rested; and while resting my power recuperated - the tide rose in me.

E. Jean Carroll famous quotes

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