"God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile."

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George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #People Quotes #God Bless Quotes

“It's a muscle that everybody needs to develop: the ability to see themselves in someone else's circumstances without having to paint that person white, make that person straight, or a man.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“names are a way to keep people in your mind”
“My honest opinion is that blacks have to fight much harder for their individuality than whites do.”

Source : Black Star News Interview, www.blackstarnews.com. February 29, 2008.
“I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory.”
“Respect for people is the cornerstone of communication and networking.”
“We meant to temporarily disable her," Ian said. "Just a drop. But Natalie slipped during air turbulence. Before we could warn your nose-ringed nanny, she drenched us. Luckily, she allowed us to retrieve the antidote from our carry-on." "That's kindness," Amy said. "I made them agree to give me all their cash," Nellie explained. "That's bribery," Natalie grumbled.”
“When I was in my 20s it did occur to me that there was something perverted about an attitude that thought that killing somebody was a minor offence compared to kissing somebody.”
“Sometimes when a record's done, I'm satisfied and I won't listen back to it for a while 'cause I'm usually pretty tired of the songs. Then I've got to learn them again to play them live, and sometimes it takes a while to realise it's a really good record.”

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