"I get the worst compliments all the time. 'Oh you're Asian? I love orange chicken.'"

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“The only way to improve a trick is to find a simpler and more direct way of doing it.”
“Nothing is so offensive to Christ as lukewarmness in religion.”
“Passion, friendship, love, loyalty, trust . . . if you found the right person . . . you really could have it all.”

Source : S.C. Stephens (2013). “Reckless”, p.369, Simon and Schuster
“When we're trying to decide whether a leader is a good leader or a bad one, the question to ask is: 'Is he with the Ten Commandments or is he against them?' Then you can determine if the leader is a true messiah or another Stalin.”
“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.”

Source : "Eddie Izzard: Stripped". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.
“God expects the ANC to rule this country because we are the only organisation which was blessed by pastors when it was formed. It is even blessed in Heaven. That is why we will rule until Jesus comes back. We should not allow anyone to govern our city [Cape Town] when we are ruling the country.”
“Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?”
“The music is in minors.”

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