"Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia."

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Source : "Eddie Izzard: Stripped". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.

Eddie Izzard

#Kids Quotes #Scrabble Quotes #Nazi Quotes

“Wherever there are men and women who have consecrated their lives to God, there you find joy.”
“When this delusion of utter separateness underlies and governs whatever I think, say, and do, what kind of world do I create?”
“When people tell stories that unite the community or the organization that they work for and illustrate the principles of that organization, those people rise in the social standing in that group. They rise in power.”

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“Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients.”
“Nothing can be attained without suffering but at the same time one must begin by sacrificing suffering.”
“I actually love swimming but I just hate jumping in the water.”
“Does a being who requires meaning find meaning in a universe that has no meaning?”
“War is a terrible trade. But when the cause is just, the smell of gunpowder is sweet.”

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