"The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing."

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Source : JACK PAAR (1960). “I KID YOU NOT”

Jack Paar

#Funny Quotes #Real Quotes #Breathing Quotes

“Carbon dioxide is natural. It occurs in Earth. It is a part of the regular lifecycle of Earth. In fact, life on planet Earth canâ€™t even exist without carbon dioxide. So necessary is it to human life, to animal life, to plant life, to the oceans, to the vegetation thatâ€™s on the Earth, to the, to the fowl that â€” that flies in the air, we need to have carbon dioxide as part of the fundamental lifecycle of Earth.”
“Oh, I don't think Tom Sowell would tell anybody to join the administration. That's not his style. But I think his attitude has always been if it had to be done he'd prefer me to do it than somebody else.”
“Upon laying a weight in one of the scales, inscribed eternity, though I threw in that of time, prosperity, affliction, wealth, and poverty, which seemed very ponderous, they were not able to stir the opposite balance.”
“If successful people have one common trait, it's an utter lack of cynicism. The world owes them nothing. They go out and find what they need without asking for permission; they're driven, talented, and work through negatives by focusing on the positives.”
“In war everything is simple, but it's the simple things that are difficult.”

Source : Theodore Sturgeon (1984). “Alien cargo”, St Martins Press
“When I was a child I truly loved: Unthinking love as calm and deep As the North Sea. But I have lived, And now I do not sleep.”

Source : John Gardner (2010). “Grendel”, p.116, Vintage
“I teach myself archaeology, I teach myself Spanish, and that's because it can be fun, it can be useful. So I keep studying. I read books because I still want to study. I don't want to stop.”
“If I give you a forty five percent chance at lethal injection, a fifty percent chance at the electric chair, and a five percent chance for escape which are you going to vote for? The electric chair, because youre likely to win?”

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