"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."

-- Jay Leno

#Funny Thanksgiving Quotes #Too Much Quotes

“Collectivism and freedom are mortal enemies. Only one will survive”
“Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?”
“I can't imagine what it would be to be president when the United States at war with yourself. People killing each other here in America on a massive basis. Just can't imagine what it would be.”

Source : "Javier Bardem Interview: Skyfall". Interview, au.askmen.com. October 29, 2012.
“If I thought of the number of people who were watching me as I got ready to shoot, I?d miss it.”
“Love Thatâ€™s it: The cashless commerce. The blanket always too short. The loose connexion. To search behind the horizon. To brush fallen leaves with four shoes and in oneâ€™s mind to rub bare feet. To let and rent hearts; or in a room with shower and mirror, in a hired car, bonnet facing the moon, wherever innocence stops and burns its programme, the word in falsetto sounds different and new each time. Today, in front of a box office not yet open, hand in hand crackled the hangdog old man and the dainty old woman. The film promised love.”
“Drug addiction is an evil, and with evil there can be no yielding or compromise,”
“I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.”
“I have been confronted with many difficulties throughout the course of my life, and my country is going through a critical period. But I laugh often, and my laughter is contagious. When people ask me how I find the strength to laugh now, I reply that I am a professional laugher.”

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