"Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you."

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Joan Rivers

#Funny Quotes #Years Quotes #Lucky Quotes

“My overcoat is worn out my shirts also are worn out. And I ask to be allowed to have a lamp in the evening it is indeed wearisome sitting alone in the dark.”
“Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.”
“I think the reason I like making movies sometimes more than doing TV is that you have one task, you only have a certain amount of time to do it, and then it is done. And I really like focusing in that way.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“People see God every day, they just don't recognize him.”
“Visualizing the movement finally got me over the top after months of practice.”
“To judge from all Communist papers, magazines and brochures, and from all public assemblies, one might even surmise that a revolt of the poor peasants in Western Europe might break out at any moment!”

Source : "Open Letter to Comrade Lenin" by Herman Gorter, www.marxists.org. 1920.
“Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. To these I commit my day. If I succeed, I will give thanks. If I fail, I will seek his grace. And then, when this day is done, I will place my head on my pillow and rest.”

Source : Max Lucado (2015). “Let the Journey Begin: Finding God's Best for Your Life”, p.73, Thomas Nelson Inc
“The Mormon mission to Africa, as to other dark-skinned parts of the world, was for a long time hobbled by the racism of the movement's scripture.”

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