"I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody."

-- Adam Carolla

“It's a national failing to think of politics as something that goes on in Parliament. It isn't; it's something that goes on inside us.”
“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!”
“I think we really have to ask ourselves, are we really using to children to promote ourselves?”
“I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.”
“I have never wanted to be famous, as such - fame is a by-product.”
“I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.”
“If you know the psychological nature of your own mind, depression is spontaneously dispelled; instead of being enemies and strangers, all living beings become your friends. The narrow mind rejects; wisdom accepts. Check your own mind to see whether or not this is true.”
“Once freedom lights its beacon in man's heart, the gods are powerless against him.”

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