"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."

-- Artie Lange

#Might Quotes #Darling Quotes #Critics Quotes

“There are a lot of people who will come to me for advice or whatever.”
“The difficult part was to tell the world that I was finishing.”
“If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.”
“Historically, large-scale global trade has served two functions: 1) the exchange of goods between willing sellers and buyers described in Econ 101 textbooks; 2) as a tool of state aggrandizement, in which the private parties are stand-ins for governmental interests.”
“There are many gods which Christians reject. I just believe in one less god then they do. The reasons that you might give for your atheism toward the Roman gods are likely the same reasons I would give for not believing in Jesus.”
“Sovereignty is not given, it is taken.”
“Courts are the mere instruments of the law, and can will nothing. When they are said to exercise a discretion, it is a mere legal discretion, a discretion to be exercised in discerning the course prescribed by law; and, when that is discerned, it is the duty of the Court to follow it. Judicial power is never exericised for the purpose of giving effect to the will of the Judge; always for the purpose of giving effect to the will of the Legislature; or, in other words, to the will of the law.”

Source : Osborn v. Bank of the United States, 22 U.S. (9 Wheaton) 738, 866, 1824.
“The more I've done work with the IOC the more I've come to realize I'm really excited about this, the work that I'm doing and the impact that I can have if I'm fully committed to it.”

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