"I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government."

-- Jeff Ross

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“My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.”
“As our kids are drawn into, you know, Facebook and twittering and having their own cell phone and iPod and all those things , all of those things will take up as much time as you give them. What our goal is is to help them find that natural balance so that the things of our culture don't just steal their hearts and their minds and just consume their lives.”

Source : "'Courageous' filmmaker Alex Kendrick branches out with a new book, a new Erwin Brothers comedy and a new production company". Interview with John W. Kennedy, www.beliefnet.com. July 2013.
“When beauty fires the blood, how love exalts the mind!”
“My politics would be, must be, have to be, completely separate from my judgment.”

Source : "General David Petraeus Goes Before Senators". www.foxnews.com. April 19, 2012.
“We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?”
“OneÂ night I prayed to God, I asked could he please remove my enemies from my life, and before you knew it I started losing friends.”
“The other great innovation are things like Transparent or One Mississippi on Amazon, Master of None on Netflix, and those half-hours. It's a lot easier to watch a load of those because it's far more palatable to go, "You know, I'm just going to do one more of these."”

Source : Source: collider.com
“This is the place to see the stars - Hollywood Bowl.”

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