"No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader."

-- Adam Carolla

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“I would have every zealous man examine his heart thoroughly, and I believe he will often find that what be calls a zeal for his religion is either pride, interest, or ill-repute.”
“I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits.”
“As a matter of fact, wherever I find that law exists, I will not perform in that state or in that part of the world.”
“I think the other honest attraction was that I just grew up loving watching TV and loving watching film, and there's so many directors and actors that I dreamed of working with, I just really wanted to take a crack at it and see if I could ever work with some of those.”

Source : "David Schwimmer's Midwest". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 21, 2012.
“Our teachers are responsible for our children's welfare for the six or eight hours they are at school and we need to know without question that their safety will be paramount on the minds of teachers, faculty and volunteers.”
“In fact, it seems to me that making strategic alliances across national borders in order to treat HIV among the world's poor is one of the last great hopes of solidarity across a widening divide.”
“Purchase items that can be made into several meals, like a whole roasted chicken, or bag of sweet potatoes, and shop the periphery of the grocery store, avoiding the middle aisles full of processed and higher-priced foods.”
“Fashion--a word which knaves and fools may use, Their knavery and folly to excuse.”

Source : 1761 The Rosciad, l.455-6.

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