"Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers."

-- George Carlin

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“There is a hidden fear that somehow, if they are only given a chance, women will suddenly do as they have been done by.”
“I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness.”

Source : "Saving Pets’ Lives Starts With Adoption" by Josh Duhamel, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 12, 2012.
“Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.”
“I doubt; I am uncertain; I am restless, prone to wander. And yet glimmers of holy keep interrupting my gaze.”
“There's a lot of craft in songwriting. The divine inspiration is when the idea comes. It may be a riff. It may be a word. It may be a phrase. It may be a title. Sometimes, in the best of both worlds, that divine inspiration extends through the whole song. I've literally sat down and written a song from beginning to end, almost complete lyrics and everything without ever stopping...in two minutes. The chorus of 'She's Gone' was like that.”
“We all love the first Rocky, but Iâ€™m not too sure about the last one.”
“No one stays for you. Everybody stays depending on their need for you.”
“reality can be magnificent even when life is not.”

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