"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."

-- Dennis Miller

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“Liebig taught the world two great lessons. The first was that in order to teach chemistry it was necessary that students should be taken into a laboratory. The second lesson was that he who is to apply scientific thought and method to industrial problems must have a thorough knowledge of the sciences. The world learned the first lesson more readily than it learned the second.”
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

Source : "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.
“The problem is I can think whatever I think but I still feel the way I feel.”
“I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.”
“We have to put a stop to the idea that it is a part of everybody's civil rights to say whatever he pleases.”
“Ideally, I would create a book so interdependent and self-sustaining in its parts, so wondrously connected word by word and paragraph by paragraph, so charged with the joy of language, that it would actually float three or four inches above any table where you try to set it down.”
“The most important thing is, how can I move forward towards something that I can't articulate, that is new in storytelling with moving images and sound?”
“Prayer is a sincere, sensible, affectionate pouring out of the soul to God, through Christ, in the strength and assistance of the Spirit, for such things as God has promised.”

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