"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Inspirational Quotes #Mother Quotes #Pain Quotes

“Ordinary People Attain Extraordinary Success - You Can Too!”
“And remember, it's always her fault. That's your story and you're sticking to it.”
“In an age where everything and everyone is linked through networks of glass and air, no one - no business, organization, government agency, country - is an island. We need to do right by all our stakeholders, and that's how you create value for shareholders. And one thing is for sure - no organization can succeed in a world that is failing.”

Source : "The Seven Imperatives for Highly Successful Business Revolutionaries" by Don Tapscott, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 23, 2012.
“I think they are grooming me as another Gary Cooper.”
“Though my mom had too many of her own dreams denied, deferred and destroyed, she instilled in me that I could have dreams. And not just have dreams but had a responsibility to make them reality. My mom taught me from a very early age that I could do anything I wanted to do.”
“...photography can lie as convincingly as literature or painting. The angle, the selected content, the assumed context.”
“It has been claimed by many that Freethought does away with churches, creeds, Christs and even a God. So it does to a certain extent, but not as feared by Christians. Freethought has never said pull down your churches, burn up your creeds, crucify your savior or reject your god. No one ever knew a Freethinker to try to make laws to control people. All their efforts have been the other way, trying to tear down laws already made which control by "Thou shalt" and "thou shalt not."”
“If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.”

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