"I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs."

-- Jackie Mason

#Heart Quotes #Laughing Quotes #My Heart Quotes

“Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.”
“I love my parents very much, but people either continue or break the patterns of what their life should be and I just want to completely break whatever patterns would lead me to the same life choices that they made.”
“I got fined for talking to myself.”

Source : "Bobcats' Jackson fined $50,000 for verbal abuse". www.foxnews.com. November 6, 2010.
“Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict.”
“I'm definitely the most tech-savvy in my family. My wife wouldn't have a clue, as far as getting the computer working. All of my kids, it's amazing. Like everybody's kids, they're more savvy than I am, probably.”
“Take back the web because it is a situation that really isn't working for anyone.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“I believe totally in a Capitalist System, I only wish that someone would try it.”
“It's hard to be a celebrity nowadays. It's not about your track record anymore. If you have a great movie, you're good. If not, people are ready to write you off. I think the only ones who are really winning are people like Will Smith. People go, 'Oh, it's Will Smith. I've got to see him, whatever he's in.'”

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