"Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?"

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Christmas Quotes #Dying Quotes #Thanks Quotes

“So what is a good meditator? The one who meditates.”
“I am a fellow commoner at Lucy Cavendish College. My husband used to be a lecturer at Leeds University, and we lived in Yorkshire for 11 years. When he gave up his job, we realised we could live wherever we liked.”

Source : "Sophie Hannah: 'It's surprising how many poems turn out to be about sex'". Interview with Kate Kellaway, www.theguardian.com. April 19, 2014.
“When men do not run they are likely to die prematurely from dysfunction of the heart and vascular systems or from disabling chronic disease.”

Source : Paul Shepard (1973). “The tender carnivore and the sacred game”
“To be a satirist, at all events. The venom of Pope is what is needed. The sense of delight -- the expansion and the compassion of Shakespeare is no good at all for that. He is a bad comic.”
“We live in a society where we may have differences, of course, but we learn to celebrate these differences.”
“I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.”
“Clothes are nothing more than a fig leaf. And the bodies beneath are just another layer of clothing, an outfit of flesh with an impractically thin leather exterior, in various shades of pink, yellow and brown. The souls alone are real. Seen in this way, there can never be any such thing as social unease or shyness or embarrassment. All you need do is greet your fellow soul.”

Source : Michel Faber (2014). “The Book of Strange New Things”, p.77, Canongate Books
“I think any actor in their right mind is afraid of getting pigeonholed.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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