"Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff."

-- Adam Carolla

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“Foreshadowings of the principles and even of the language of [the infinitesimal] calculus can be found in the writings of Napier, Kepler, Cavalieri, Pascal, Fermat, Wallis, and Barrow. It was Newton's good luck to come at a time when everything was ripe for the discovery, and his ability enabled him to construct almost at once a complete calculus.”

Source : W. W. Rouse Ball (2012). “A Short Account of the History of Mathematics”, p.347, Courier Corporation
“You cannot separate passion from pathology any more than you can separate a person's spirit from his body.”

Source : Richard Selzer (1996). “Letters to a Young Doctor”, p.11, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“To be in the dance bar you have to be young, good looking, able to dance, and comfortable talking to people.”
“At that time there was, but they didn't have the guitar I wanted. There are only about 2000 people there and the next town was Dodge City 40 or 50 miles away and I didn't have a car. So it was easier to order it through the mail - which you shouldn't do. But it turned out okay. It was one of those Ovations - there's not much danger in ordering one of those.”
“The blessing of my mother is that she is so interested, she is so bright, she never complains - the joy of the Lord just bubbles out of her. Anybody who's in her presence is blessed to be there.”
“Well. That's helpful. We'll put an APB out on the Gingerbread Man. I'm not hopeful it'll do us much good, though. Word on the street is you can't catch him.”
“Peace, in the sense of the absence of war, is of little value to someone who is dying of hunger or cold. It will not remove the pain of torture inflicted on a prisoner of conscience. It does not comfort those who have lost their loved ones in floods caused by senseless deforestation in a neighboring country. Peace can only last where human rights are respected, where the people are fed, and where individuals and nations are free.”
“After having children, life becomes about living beyond yourself; about being bigger and better.”

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