"Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises."

-- Jim Jefferies

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“If you can trust God to save you for eternity, you can trust him to lead you for a lifetime.”
“I do remember that I was sitting in the make-up chair before the shoots for a commercial or film or other, and I thought: Sometime soon they are going to make a close-up of me and millions of people can see how many pimples I've got on my cheeks.”
“There is a common emotion we all recognize and have not yet named -- the happy anticipation of being able to feel contempt.”

Source : Thomas Harris (1999). “Hannibal”
“The Strength of a hero is not in her abilities. In her weapons. These things are important, but they are not the source of her strength. The source of her strength is in her belief in an idea â€“ the idea that those who are strong, and those who are able, protect those who are not, and those who cannot protect themselves. The idea that the good, and the right, will triumph. She is willing to put herself in harmâ€™s way â€“ in mortal danger â€“ to prove her belief in this idea.â€ â€œThat it is the duty of those who have within themselves the power, and the gift, to help others.”
“I left most of my stuff there in my apartment in the suburbs of Damascus. My apartment was completely destroyed by a bomb in 2013. I lost everything there. I cried not only for losing my apartment and my belongings, I cried for our whole people. I feel really sorry for the people in Syria. My apartment or my property is a very, very small part of this big disaster. Syria looks like hell today. It's completely hell and chaos.”
“The planet's hope and salvation lies in the adoption of revolutionary new knowledge being revealed at the frontiers of science.”
“The spirit of submission is choosing His way over ours for His sake.”
“The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.”

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