"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

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Steven Wright

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“It is not just contemporary industrial society that is dysfunctional; it is civilization itself. We humans are born to be creatures of the land and the sea and the stars; we are relations to the animals, cohorts to the plants. Our well being, and the well-being of the very planet depend on our pursuance of our given place within the natural world.”
“The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.”
“There are are some dirty, greedy people out there, and unfortunately I know some.”
“That we need only to recognize GOD intimately present with us, to address ourselves to Him every moment, that we may beg His assistance for knowing His will in things doubtful, and for rightly performing those which we plainly see He requires of us, offering them to Him before we do them, and giving Him thanks when we have done.”
“I believe C++ instills fear in programmers, fear that the interaction of some details causes unpredictable results. Its unmanageable complexity has spawned more fear-preventing tools than any other language, but the solution should have been to create and use a language that does not overload the whole ***** human brain with irrelevant details.”
“I always look for nature or natural lighting within buildings and within rooms that has been done by somebody else to suit their needs. I look at it very closely as a photographic thing, then enhance it.”

Source : Source: www.aintitcool.com
“As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My ***** weren't big enough.”

Source : "Felicity Huffman is sitting pretty" by William Keck, usatoday30.usatoday.com. November 21, 2005.
“Hollywood is yesterday, forever catching up tomorrow with what's happening today,”

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