"Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!"

-- Greg Giraldo

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“[Mary] is the safest, easiest, shortest and most perfect way of approaching Jesus and will surrender themselves to her, body and soul, without reserve in order to belong entirely to Jesus.”

Source : Saint Louis de Montfort (2016). “True Devotion to Mary: Saint Louis de Montfort”, p.35, Danka
“The Bible is obviously a mixed book. Literary and nonliterary (expository, explanatory) writing exist side by side within the covers of this unique book.”

Source : Leland Ryken (1984). “How to Read the Bible as Literature”, p.12, Zondervan
“The older you get the stronger the wind gets and it's always in your face.”
“I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.”
“The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.”

Source : Will Durant (1929). “The Mansions of Philosophy: A Survey of Human Life and Destiny”, Garden City, N.Y. : Garden City Publishing Company
“When I see birches bend to left and right... I like to think some boy's been swinging them.”
“How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitiate, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.”

Source : Zane, Eileen M. Johnson, V. Anthony Rivers (2007). “Zane's Love Is Never Painless: Three Novellas”, Atria Books
“The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here's a team that seems to be jelling.”

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