"A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers."

-- Jay Leno

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“My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.”
“I don't feel like millions of people are wrong because they love who they love or they were born how they were born.”
“I want to make as much of a contribution as I can, to Harvard, to higher education and hopefully, to education around the world.”
“They just want to continue playing their little game of power. And I feel that us people have the responsibility and also the obligation to demand to our leaders to give us the pacifist solutions. To give us a world in peace.”
“I started on the original comics from Stan Lee and all the artists and storytellers did from there, and I got to the graphic novel that Chris Clairmont did, which is the one Stryker comes from - God Loves, Man Kills, which is a brilliant story.”
“Cynics know the answers without having penetrated deeply enough to know the questions. When challenged by mysterious truths, they marshall 'facts.”
“Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Don't bother with New Year's resolutions if you don't have the discipline to put a plan in place to actually achieve them.”

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