"When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine."

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David Brenner

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I was stained by failure.”
“My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb.”
“Google might be doping the horses.”
“Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.”
“The Singapore Open is the flagship event of the Asian Tour, it is a massive event and it is being played in a great place. I love coming here and it is good to be back.”
“Drama is hate. Drama is pushing your pain onto others. Drama is destruction. Some take pleasure in creating drama while others make excuses to stay stuck in drama. I choose not to step into a web of drama that I can't get out of.”
“The program should know if someone is at the keyboard or joystick or if it is just sitting there idle. It should know if someone is proficient in its use or a novice.”
“The problem remains that the market is grossly distorted by Canadian unfair trade practices.”

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