"Google might be doping the horses."

-- Al Franken

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“Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.”

Source : "Ride the Waves: How to Take Control of Your Life One Emotion at a Time". Book by Tracy Friesen, p. 386, April, 2013.
“Since the late 1970's, the main focus of prisons has been punishment, not rehabilitation. It's hard to believe, but you would be hard-pressed to find a meaningful violence-prevention class in a federal or state penitentiary. And 'we the people' are footing the bill to keep these folks imprisoned. It costs on average $46,000 a year to keep an adult incarcerated in California and about the same for New York State.”
“My art and my self-expression in any form has always been an attempt towards sincerity, honesty, and empathy for others.Â For a multitude of reasons both professional and personal I no longer feel that this is possible within [Crystal Castles].Â Although this is the end of the band, I hope my fans will embrace me as a solo artist in the same way they have embraced Crystal Castles.”

Source : FaceBook post by Alice Glass from Oct 08, 2014
“If you can change your mind, you can change your life.”
“Cursing dads are terrifying, you know? Cursing dads are - I don't know why, but no. It just doesn't seem to me that that would be funny. I mean it might be - you could try it and see. I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more of a challenge, much more of a challenge, to make a cursing dad funny.”
“It is outrageous that the Queen has invited royal tyrants to celebrate her diamond jubilee.”

Source : "Guess who's coming to dinner? Anger over Queen's jubilee bash guest list" by Caroline Davies, www.theguardian.com. May 17, 2012.
“I live here among the ignorant like a lost man in fact like one whom the rest seemes careless of having anything to do withâ€”they hardly dare talk in my company for fear I should mention them in my writings and I find more pleasure in wandering the fields than in musing among my silent neighbours who are insensible to everything but toiling and talking of it and that to no purpose.”
“Well,' said Mrs Smiling, 'it sounds an appalling place, but in a different way from all the others. I mean, it does sound interesting and appalling, while the others just sound appalling.”

Source : Stella Gibbons (1977). “Cold comfort farm”, Penguin (Non-Classics)

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