"Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent."

-- Jim Gaffigan

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“A lot of people have a misconception of what the ghetto is all about. You know, it's only a small percentage of the people that are bad. Everybody else is good.”
“When you practice Transcendental Meditation you are given a key to the deepest level of life.”
“Euphemism is a human device to conceal the horrors of reality.”
“I think all in all, one thing a lot of plays seem to be saying is that we need to, as black Americans, to make a connection with our past in order to determine the kind of future we're going to have. In other words, we simply need to know who we are in relation to our historical presence in America.”
“The tendrils of a new, deeper form of spirituality are growing.Â It's the greening under the surface crust of consciousness and social paradigm.”
“I paint life as I would like it to be,”
“My pleasures disappeared with my vices.”
“The cold view to take of our future is that we are therefore headed for extinction in a universe of impersonal chemical, physical, and biological laws. A more productive, certainly more engaging view, is that we have the intelligence to grasp what is happening, the composure not to be intimidated by its complexity, and the courage to take steps that may bear no fruit in our lifetimes.”

Source : FaceBook post by Barry Lopez from Feb 24, 2016

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