"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Fun Quotes #Glasses Quotes #Mad Quotes

“The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal.”
“We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood.”
“It's not the photographer who makes the picture, but the person being photographed.”
“Women can do nothing that has permanence.”

Source : Selma Lagerlöf (2016). “Christ Legends and the Miracles of Antichrist”, p.359, Library of Alexandria
“I don't think tennis is a glamour game, not at all.”
“Fire on anything that moves on the river.”

Source : "Yangtze Patrol: The U.S. Navy in China". Book by Kemp Tolley, 2000.
“The makers of '21 and Over' have been screening it, and I'm getting a lot of comparisons to a young Vince Vaughn.”
“Architecture will always express the technical and social progress of the country in which it is carried out. If we wish to give it the human content that it lacks, we must participate in the political struggle.”

Source : "Oscar Niemeyer, Architect Who Gave Brasilia Its Flair, Dies at 104" by Nicolai Ouroussoff, www.nytimes.com. December 5, 2012.

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