"Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist."

-- George Carlin

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“Feminism doesn't need re-branding. It names a problem and it is an uncomfortable truth for many”
“I don't listen to what people say about me and I don't read what they write about me. People can compare me to anyone they want to, but I'm not going to worry about it.”

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“No matter what the situation is...close your eyes and think of all the things you could be grateful for in your life right now.”
“I started passing out the schematics and the code listings for the computer, telling everyone here it is. It's small, it's simple, it's inexpensive: Build your own. No idea to start a company. Steve Jobs came by later and say, you know, people are interested. Why don't we start a company?”
“Whatever else art is good for, its chief effectiveness lies in propagating more art.”
“Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.”
“If you would know who controls you see who you may not criticise.”
“But the best thing Washington can do for education is realize that our role is limited. Washington must keep its promises, but let those who know our childrens' names- parents, teachers and school board members- make education decisions.”

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