"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“A life without a lonely place, that is, without a quiet center, becomes destructive.”
“I don't like going to the studio. It just seems too cold. There's no crowd to react to, or share anything with; it's just talking into a microphone that's going into a computer.”
“It is hard as an American to support the failure of American military operations in Iraq. Such failure will bring with it the death and wounding of many American service members, and many more Iraqis.”
“I was a kind of a one-man army. I could solder circuits together, I could turn out things on the lathe, I could work with rockets and balloons. I'm a kind of a hybrid between an engineer and a physicist and astronomer.”

Source : "Grounded in Space Science". "The Christian Science Monitor" Newspaper, (p. 14), December 22, 1989.
“When people see a negative thing about me on a magazine, they're gonna buy it. Every time some site writes something bad, all my followers go on there, and it brings them more traffic.”
“I'm grateful for always this moment, the now, no matter what form it takes.”
“I think sometimes since we have so much technology today it's easy to overproduce things and perfect things in a way that's not really natural, and I've always really gravitated toward imperfections and just the essence of the thing.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“People living on atolls like Tuvalu are among the world's most threatened populations.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de

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